Friday, February 18, 2011

50th B-Day Gift Ideas

Ok it's 10 more shopping days until my birthday. Here are some ideas:
  1. A baker's dozen of Diet Cinnabons.
  2. A Do-It-Yourself Home Liposuction kit (yes I would be willing to share it).
  3. GPS coordinates to the end of the rainbow (never mind why I want it, I just want it).
  4. DB Cooper's home address or phone number (I have some questions for him).
  5. And finally, a law passed requiring that Grecian Formula be added to city drinking water (yeah, sure go ahead and laugh, they laughed about the fluoride thing too).

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