1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
3. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
4. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
5. Bad decisions make good stories.
6. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
7. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
8. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
9. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.
2. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
3. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
4. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
5. Bad decisions make good stories.
6. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
7. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
8. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
9. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.
I have had these same thoughts - oh boy - especially the obituaries. Just TELL US! Is that wrong {:
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